On route to ‘Murica.
Talk to you when I hit San Fran~
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
“You’re two days from going to America and making a costume…”
— My mom forgets she raised me to be like this
Obviously, your mom didn’t appreciate the costume as much as I did…
no where near she wasn’t too impressed with me cutting up a handbag to make the holster. A handbag bought specially I might add…
As a writer, I can safely say I feast on the tears of the unfortunates.